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Hey, you know what rhymes with Icarus? Ikickurass.

NOOYOUCAN'T!

Brilliant

Pretty cool. Nice grim atmosphere, cool absurd-esque story. The animation on the girl could use some work, and the sound design as well...The constant loop was getting kind of annoying after a while. Apart from that, fucking 4 start post! Aww sheet

How did this piece of shit get on the best of all time?

the-meedows responds:

Thank you not to confuse the quality of something with the place you saw it.
It's just a little cartoon, man, don't get angry about it.
I'm not responsible for where it ended up.

You're an art major and this is the best you can do? Out of boredom or practice, sure...but why upload it to NG?

black-lotus-kitsune responds:

no - this ISN'T the best i can do (please look at my other videos) ...
and i uploaded it to get a critique - i can't get any better if i don't know how to fix what's wrong with my current ones ^^

Didn't even watch it to the end

Please stop trying to imitate egoraptor. Only the real deal is funny and this is just cheap crap.

Brilliant

It was well voiced, well animated, and it was actually very FUNNY! Can't say that of a lot of flashes these days. I love Russian for no apparent reason so thats +1 too. 5/5, good job and I'd love to see more.

Brilliant!

"Oh those are just kids i employed, to keep them busy. Oh i paint their faces blue. I blew them."

"WHOO-OO..wants one? "

"Now playing - with children"

Brilliant from front to end. The whole "teaser" idea was mimiced so well, the fast paced humor was spot-on, the animation looked good for this kind of movie. 10/10 + fav.

Basically...

It just plain wasn't funny =/. Points for originality and lip sync on some points, but the animation was poor and the jokes were weak. The pace was way too slow. I suggest adding music, random unnecesary violence (everybody loves that) and stepping up the pace making it look "crappy", but in a funny way.
Hope this helps.

Awesome

You wanna be my GF?

Lol, too damn right.

Yeah, you're not the only one smileycentral is turning crazy. I say: death to 'em all! Spyware mofo's.

Anyway about the flash. The track was really catchy, the animation perfectly fits to it.

Ok, now i'm hungry so i'll get some cookies. After that i'll personally go kill smileh central. Bastards.

Great flash, what about making the next one about, liek, all the banner ads and popups on NG or something else annoying or something?

Hi I'm Jur, live in the netherlands and don't like wasting my time on writing stuff like this...Lol, like i have anything better to do, anyway xD

Age 34, Male

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